The Safety Consultant Guy – “The Date That Got Away”

Woman Crying at Restaurant Table

I have just discovered what is worse than a bad date – a non date.

We agreed to meet up after work for some dinner and drinks. I hadn’t heard from him since New Year’s Day so texted him with a quick “Hey!” message this morning so that we could clarify the time and location. Nothing. Not a squeak. Not even a lame “Sorry – I can’t make tonight”.

On the plus side, I have in all likelihood avoided another DATE FROM HELL – or even worse… I could have been properly stood up and left to cry into my steak by myself while I contemplate banging the sympathetic waiter.

An another positive note: THE KISS-O-METER is now is action (thanks to Sensualnslutty!) – and for the record … The Slovakian Guy was very much a “clammy” – *shudder*.

Now – if you’ll excuse me, it’s 9pm and I still have time to throw on my “fat pants” and eat my feelings.

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5 thoughts on “The Safety Consultant Guy – “The Date That Got Away”

  1. DIRTY BAG !! Yeah, think of it as a positive… he probably got crabs at the last minute or genital herpes and you dodged a bullet 🙂 see don’t you feel better now??? HAHAH !! Glad the Kiss-o-meter came in handy !!

    • And he had the nerve to text me today saying “Hey cutie” – seriously. Hahaha – loving the kiss-o-meter…. if I ever get trapped in a vicious love triangle where I have to decide on one man – the Kiss-O-Meter will have the final say.

      • RIGHT ON ! What an idiot… what he just woke up and remember to text you?? Come on now !!

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